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Dave, I've recently been trying the C&F routine in online ads. I told one chick that using her drivers license pic in her ad was a nice touch. She replied back saying "it's a**holes like you that have made me decide to pull my ad" and she did pull it, I checked. Another chick, I told her she looked like she worked for psychic hotline cuz she kinda looked like a fortune-teller. She IM'd me and asked me what I meant and I explained it to her, then busted on her for stalking me because she found me so irresistible. She replied "you shouldn't brag. It's unbecoming" and she ended the conversation shortly thereafter. My question is, am I hitting on any taboos with this C&F or were these just uptight women? When you say be funny do you mean what I think is funny or what we both will find funny because it seems to me the funniest things are usually at someone's expense who doesn't find it so funny!

G.B Las Vegas NV

» MY COMMENTS:

LOL...! (Laughing out loud!)

Well, you got me cracking up over here.

"...using your driver's license pic in her ad was a nice touch..."?

"...you look like you work for the psychic hotline..."?

LOL!

And then you ask me "When you say be funny do you mean what I think is funny or what both will find funny..."?!

You're killing me over here. Stop it!

Yea, try leaning a little more toward jokes that SHE will also find funny. Good idea.

I think you've invented a new technique.

I'm going to name it "Cocky And Dumb Ass".

You know, the REALLY funny part is that these two things you've said would be GREAT to use in slightly different contexts...

For instance, if you're online chatting with a woman, and you're having fun teasing her... and she's into you... and she sends you some modeling picture of herself... THAT'S the place to say "What's with the driver's license pic?"

Or "You look like that girl in the Psychic Hotline commercials. Are you famous? I always wanted to date a famous fake psychic girl that makes 0 a day for extra work in Psychic Hotline commercials."

lol...

You don't need to try so hard right from the beginning.

Tips for personals:

-Try to get there first. Keep your eye on them every day, so you are one of the first 10 people to send her a message.

-Be "Normal & Funny" to begin with... while you're building your Cocky & Funny skills. Say something like:

"Well, I was looking at these personals, and I was guessing that this was going to be a bunch of lonely, desperate women...

Something tells me that you've already gotten about 457 emails from married guys who are 107 years old that want to know if you're interested in a "massage" or something equally tempting.

If you're used to that, then I might be a little bit too normal and intelligent for you, but hey, it's worth the risk...

Email me back. Maybe we could get together sometime for a cup of tea and some interesting conversation. If not, good luck with the 107 year olds."

-Play the numbers. There are a BAZILLION personal ads out there, and you can have fun testing all kinds of things. Don't take it too seriously, and enjoy yourself.

-Get on the phone, and in person as soon as you can. If you don't, you'll be forgotten VERY quickly. Women often get as many as 100 responses per DAY (or more), and men start to all look the same after a short while.

Go get'em Tiger.

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